Secret Service Says They May Never Know Who Ate Half A Box Of Crayons In The Oval Office

WASHINGTON, D.C. — After closing yet another investigation into mysterious situations within the White House, a representative for the United States Secret Service has admitted we may never learn the identity of the person who ate half a box of crayons in the Oval Office. “There simply isn’t any way…Read More

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