Bloodied Bruised Biologists Confirm Kangaroos Still 8 Times Stronger Than Average Human

LARAMIE, WY — As part of an effort to reaffirm the accuracy of existing scientific data, bloodied and bruised biologists from the University of Wyoming confirmed Thursday that kangaroos were still eight times stronger than the average human. “Okay, now we can finally say once and for all that kangaroos…Read More