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New California Law Dictates If Your Kid Says Hes Optimus Prime You Must Install Tires On Him And Let Him Run Down The 405 Freeway

LOS ANGELES, CA — California parents were thrown for a loop today after news broke of a new state law that says if a child identifies as Optimus Prime, they will be required to install tires on them and send him running down the 405 freeway. “Who are you to…Read More

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