OOOOOOOH YEEEEAH KoolAid Woman Shatters Glass Ceiling

FLAVORTOWN, USA — In a burst of energy and glass shards, everyone’s favorite kid beverage giant unveiled its newest mascot “Kool-Aid Woman” at a press conference Wednesday. “The youth beverage industry has been a boys’ club for too long,” Kool-Aid Woman said, standing below a glass ceiling with a large,…Read More