Tearful Surgeon General Appears At Empty Chuck E Cheese Table To Warn Nation Of Loneliness Epidemic

ALEXANDRIA, VA — Declaring that Americans have become more disconnected than ever before, U.S. Surgeon General Dr. Vivek Murthy tearfully warned of a national loneliness epidemic from an empty D.C.-area Chuck E. Cheese table, sources confirmed Tuesday. “At any given moment, almost 50% of all Americans are experiencing an insurmountable…Read More

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